Humor - Sex Helps for Old Men
Old men are interested in sex. You can be sure of that. The interest in sex starts before grade school and never stopsfor old men.
The difference is one of emphasis. Young men are participants but some old men are ex-participants. That is the difference. But old men are always hoping for a re-cooperative miracle that doesnt cause blindness, hard attack, stroke, or
VIAGRA
Viagra is commonly used by men of all ages. However there are some side effects. Here is what sometimes, or perhaps rarely, happens in the bedroom:
MAN: Sorry, Dear. I have a headache.
WOMAN: Honey, what happened to your face. Its as red as aIm calling 911! Now dont move until the ambulance gets here. Ill get you an ice pack.
WOMAN: Damn it George! You threw up on me again! Ugh!
MAN: Turn off that light. Its blinding me.
MAN: I wish you would get rid of that BLUE bath powder.
MAN: Where in the heck are you? I cant see a darn thing.
WOMAN: My goodness! Its been four hours. You cant answer the doorbell like that. Im calling the doctor.
WOMAN (screaming): George, for heaven sakes are you crazy? Put that nitroglycerin away! Im not having an affair with George Livingston. Set that darned hearing aid on HIGH. What I said was, Do you want to go to the State Fair with Mary and George Livingston.
NATURAL SUPPLEMENTS
Old men spent tons of money on safe and natural sex supplements. Some dont work. Some work when they first come out because the ingredients are good but then sag in performance when the company can not meet the demand. Enzyte is one that never works because it has the wrong kind of Ginseng according to an article at CBS News: http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2004/09/23/health/webmd/main645232.shtml. CBS News is not the only source reporting that the stuff doesnt work.
I got a call from Enzyte. The lady that called me, a professional, wanted to know if it worked for me. I said, No, but my canary loves it. Hes having a fling with the neighbors cat.
THE PROBLEM
Some old men cant take prescribed drugs like Viagra and they have not had good results with supplements even though there doctor said it was OK to give the supplements a try. Therefore, as a public service I suggest the following activities to replace sexual activities for these old men:
● Go out on a clear night and study the cosmos. Buy a telescope to enhance your enjoyment. Hey, You! Dont be lowering that telescope to the womans dorm at the local junior college.
● Join the Walk-the-Mall program at your local mall. Hey, You! Stop taking your rest periods in front of the Victorias Secrets lingerie display window.
Well, youve got the idea.
The End
copyright2007 John Taylor Jones, Ph.D.
John T. Jones, Ph.D. (tjbooks@hotmail.com, a retired VP of R&D for Lenox China, is author of detective & western novels, nonfiction (business, scientific, engineering, humor), poetry, etc. Former editor of Ceramic Industry Magazine. He is Executive Representative of IWS sellers of Tyler Hicks wealth-success books and kits. He also sells TopFlight flagpoles. He calls himself "Taylor Jones, the hack writer."
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