Two for One Special; Laptop and Free Fire Extinguisher too!
Okay so we all know that HP got creamed with all those laptop battery recalls and that hurt the company pre-Pretexting Scandal. Then Dell too had a huge recall, then Apple and Toshiba and recently the Editor of PC Magazine asks should all Laptops come with fire extinguishers too? Perhaps a mini-little aerosol unit with foam; oh wait, you cannot take that on a plane it might be a bomb? Dah, well if the Laptop catches fire it is not exactly flying material anyway?
I can see it now; What happened to you?
Oh the lady next to me caught on fire on the plane when her laptop battery caught her dress on fire, then as she stood up it got her hair so I tried to put it out and she clocked me in the eye, because she thought I was assaulting her. Then the guy on the other side of the isle tried to put out the flame with a canister and the Air Marshall drew his gun and told us to all put our hands on in the air. Isle 23A is completely toast and they arrested all three of us. Anyway can you come bail me out?
Yah, I will be there in an hour, how much is your bail anyway?
Two-million they are taking me to Gitmo in the morning so hurry!
Maybe Laptops should not come with a fire extinguisher. Besides all these recalls are so the NSA can put active RFID Chips on the replacement batteries anyway I fear? Someone at the Airport Starbucks told me this, I think his name was Mohamed or something like that and he got the early scoop on the special program. Consider this in 2006.
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